A Drama in Nine Acts, by Bob Connally
3 Apr
“Football is to baseball as blackjack is to bridge. One is the quick jolt. The other the deliberate, slow-paced game of skill, but never was a sport more ideally suited to television than baseball. It’s all there in front of you. It’s theatre, really. The star is the spotlight on the mound, the supporting cast fanned out around him, the mathematical precision of the game moving with the kind of inevitability of Greek tragedy. With the Greek chorus in the bleachers!” – Vin Scully
In recent years, baseball organizations have become heavily dependent on the contributions of brilliant mathematical minds. Sabermetrics, the highly sophisticated statistical analysis detailed in 2011’s Moneyball, has, let’s be honest, strong nerd appeal. While I am unashamedly a nerd, my love of baseball has nothing to do with acronyms such as WHIP, FIP, VORP, BABIP, or WAR (that last one stands for Wins Against Replacement, which I still don’t understand how anyone can quantify). While I respect the role those statistics have to play in building baseball organizations, I sincerely have no interest in learning how they actually work. I don’t love math and I certainly can’t imagine ever writing about it. I love stories which is why I almost everything I write is about film or television. While baseball is a game steeped in numbers, what it is, really, is a story. Every at bat is a scene, every inning an act, and every game one episode out of 162 of a full season.